/whomst is she/
i genuinely think this is one of the funniest things that has ever happened EVER
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The perfect shopping buddy 🛒😍
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if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
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Me: I’m eating healthy this year!
Me less than a week into the new year:
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10 people told me they hated this so I’m posting it on The Internet ™
roxxxy the real bottomist
if you’re gagging you’re not putting it in the right hole
she wasn’t clear enough
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When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)
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Slovak boy Juraj R.
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I go from suicidal to horny so fast it’s concerning